What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can the belief of not worshipping Christ held by Jehovah's Witnesses be disproven using scripture alone?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo

Thumbs down again.

No way

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Will MAGATS boycott Taylor Swift now that she and Travis are supporting Harris?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?